Sunday, December 12, 2010

Smile is a cooling system of heart.

Smile is a cooling system of  heart.
Sparkling system of eyes
Lighting system of face
Relaxing system of mind
So activate ur all system & keep smiling.       


Zindagi main kuch na mila tu kiya gham ha
Aap ki doosti mili kiya kam ha
Thori si jaga mil jaye ap k dil main agar,
yeh jaga kia taj mahal se kum he..



                                            
 It takes a minute 2 find a special person,
                      an hour 2 appreciate them, 
       a day 2 love them,
                                 but then an entire life 2 forget them.






Chand taron ka noor tujh per barse;
Her koi teri chahat ko tarse,
Teri zindagi main ayen itni khushian
K tu ek gham pane ko tarse.




                                  

Wednesday, December 8, 2010

Friendship Quotes

Feel good when somebody Miss u. 
Feel better when somebody Loves u.
But 
feel best when somebody never forgets  u.

A friend is sweet 
 when
 its new
 but
 it is sweeter
 when 
its TRUE! 
But
 u know what? 
Its sweetest when its you.
People live 
People die
 People Laugh
 People Cry 
Some give up
 Some will try 
Some say hi 
Some say bye 
Others may forget YOU 
but never will I.








Friendship Quotes

Feel good when somebody Miss u. 
Feel better when somebody Loves u.
But 
feel best when somebody never forgets  u.

A friend is sweet 
 when
 its new
 but
 it is sweeter
 when 
its TRUE! 
But
 u know what? 
Its sweetest when its you.
People live 
People die
 People Laugh
 People Cry 
Some give up
 Some will try 
Some say hi 
Some say bye 
Others may forget YOU 
but never will I.








Saturday, November 27, 2010

Future of Asif Zardari

Future of Asif Zardari

Break Ke Baad (2010) MP3 Songs 320 KBPS



Music : Vishal Shekar
Director : Danish Aslam
Cast:
Deepika Padukone … Aaliya
Imran Khan … Abhay
Sharmila Tagore … Ayesha
Lillete Dubey … Pammi
Shahana Goswami … Nadia
Navin Nischol … Jeet Gulati
Yudhishtir Urs … Cyrus
Track List:
01 Adhoore Vishal Dadlani, Alyssa Mendonsa
02 Ajab Leher Neeraj Shridhar, Shekhar Ravjiani, Vishal Dadlani
03 Dhoop Ke Makaan Shekhar, Sunidhi Chauhan, Caralisa, Mikey
04 Dooriyan Hai Zaroori Vishal Dadlani, Monica Dogra
05 Main Jiyoonga Nikhil D’Souza, Mikey Mcclearyu, Gino Banks
06 Don’t Worry About Me Vishal Dadlani
07 Adhoore (Remix) Vishal Dadlani, Alyssa Mendonsa
08 Dhoop Ke Makaan (Acoustic) Shekhar Ravjiani, Sunidhi Chauhan
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Friday, November 26, 2010



Pathan Ne New Car Li


Pathan Ne New Car Li

  • Aur Drive Pe Nekla Thora Agay Gaya

    To Toll Plaza Aya Admi Bola Han Khan G!
    Pathan Bola Full Kar Do. :-)


    Sone ke time tension ko

    Sone ke time tension ko

    saath le kar nahi sona chahiye
    Lekin phir bhi log pata nahi kyun?
    Apni Biwi ko apne saath
    le kar sote hain!
  • Funny SMS

    Extreme Kamina Bacha!
    Extreme Kamina Bacha!

    Son: Papa Aapki Love Marriage Hoi Thi Na?

    Dad: Yes Par Tumhe Kese Pata?

    Son: Kyo K Aapki Shadi or Meri Date of Birth Mei

    Sirf 5 Month ka Faraq Hai. :-)

    Karachi ki Larkian
    Lahor ki Larkian
    Lassi Banati Hain

    Multan ki
    Halwa Banati Hain

    Faislabad ki
    Kachori Banati Hain

    Dost Mano ya na Mano

    Karachi ki Larkian

    Sirf

    Bewakuf Banati Hai

    Jab Larkian Jama Hoti Hain
    Girl: Jab Bhi Kahin 6-7 Larky Jama Hoty Hain,

    To Unka Topic LARKI Hi Hota Hai.

    Boy: To Jab 6-7 Larkian Jama Hoti Hain,

    To Woh Konsi Mehfil-e-Naat Sajati Hain! :-)

    Izzat Bachany Ka Tareeqa
    Izzat Bachany Ka Naya Tareeqa.

    Ek Larka Apne Dost k Sath Khara Tha k Wahan se Ek Larki Guzri,

    Usne us Larki ko Ishara kiya aur Aankh Maari,

    Jawab mein Larki ne us Larke ko Lanat De Di.

    Wo Larka Apne Dost se Bola:

    .
    .
    .
    .

    Bechari 5 Baje Milne Ka keh Rahi hai,
    Magar main Jaonga he Nahi. :-)

    ATX Hackerspace Launch Party this Saturday



    Austin’s local hackerspace, ATX Hackerspace, is having a launch party this weekend.  The event is scheduled for Saturday, Nov 6th from 5pm on.
    I can’t make it, but I hope lots of other people will check it out.

    Fry’s Electronics Black Friday Online Deals / Sales 2010 Available Now

    The Black Friday sale 2010 has begun and I’m sure you’ve already bought something from a retailer or another. The Black Friday online deals are great and in this post we’re going to turn our attention to the Fry’s electronics Black Friday sales which are pretty cool, even though some are limited to one per household.
    You can buy the MITSUBISHI LT-55154 55″ 1080P 120HZ LED HDTV at a great discount, the Adata 16GB SDHC Class 10 Memory Card for only $22.99, PINNACLE STUDIO ULTIMATE V14 for free, Gateway NV5387U 15.6″ Notebook for $449.99, Major Name Brand 50″ 720p Plasma HDTV (LG) which will be discounted from $799.99, and KASPERSKY INTERNET SECURITY 2011 – 3 USER license for free.
    Sadly we have some bad news too as some Fry’s electronics online deals are out of stock and you should know that you missed the Seagate Barracuda 2TB Serial ATA/5900-RPM 3.5″ Hard Drive – ST320005N4A1AS-RK which was available for $68, the LG HBM-235 Bluetooth Headset for $0.77, the HP Pavilion p6625f Desktop PC, AMD Athlon II 635 Quad Core Proceesor, 4GB Memory, 640GN Hard Drive, Windows 7 HP for $399.99, and the LG W2043TE 20″ LCD Monitor for $89.99.

    Wednesday, November 24, 2010

    Computer Joke: Computer Acronyms

    Computer Acronyms
    PCMCIA
    People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms

    ISDN
    It Still Does Nothing

    APPLE
    Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity

    SCSI
    System Can't See It

    DOS
    Defective Operating System

    BASICBill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control

    IBM
    I Blame Microsoft

    DEC
    Do Expect Cuts

    CD-ROM
    Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months

    OS/2
    Obsolete Soon, Too.

    WWW
    World Wide Wait

    MACINTOSH
    Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs

    PENTIUM
    Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics

    COBOL
    Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language

    AMIGA
    A Merely Insignificant Game Addiction

    LISP
    Lots of Infuriating & Silly Parenthesis

    MIPS
    Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed

    WINDOWS
    Will Install Needless Data On Whole System

    GIRO
    Garbage In Rubbish Out

    MICROSOFT
    Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only (for) Fools (&) Teenagers.

    Computer Joke: The Less You Know, The More You Make

    The Less You Know, The More You Make
    "Salary Theorem" states that "Engineers and Scientists can never earn as much as Business Executives and Sales People."

    This theorem can now be supported by a mathematical equation based on the following two postulates:

    1. Knowledge is Power.
    2. Time is Money.

    As every engineer knows:
    Power = Work / Time

    Since:
    Knowledge = Power
    Time = Money

    It follows that:
    Knowledge = Work/Money.

    Solving for Money, we get:
    Money = Work / Knowledge.

    Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of work done.

    Conclusion:
    The less you know,the more you make. 

    Tuesday, November 23, 2010

    'Dancing with the Stars': Finale Performance Rankings

    #1 Jennifer Grey and Derek Hough: Redemption Dance

    Dance: Paso doble
    Song: “HabaƱera" by Georges Bizet
    Score: 10+10+10=30
      


    #5 Bristol Palin and Mark Ballas: Redemption Dance

    Dance: Jive
    Score: 9+9+9=27
      

    Bristol's Performance

    Bristol was totally on when it came to performance in this dance. Unfortunately, her technique (usually what she's better at) wasn't quite there. It was a good dance, just not on the same level as the competition.  

    Jennifer's Performance

    She carried a watermelon! That alone ought to win points. But the dance was also fun and well-executed. No mistakes to detract scores at all!  

    Sunday, June 13, 2010

    New SMS


    SMS


    1 Admi kisi bhoot Se Mila
    Aur Bhot se kaha Mujhe Aisa bana Do k Mai                                                            
    Jawan Larkiyo ka Khoon Choosa Karu.

    Bhoot ne usy kya Banaya Hoga?

    Reply Must

    Ans: Always Ultra. :-)



    Aaj Kal Ki Larkian Ye Soch Kar
    Apne Boy Friend K Sath So Jati Hain Faraz





    Daag To Chala Jaye Ga Ye Waqat Phir Nahi Aaye Ga...!!

    Apne Apne Naseeb ki Baat
    1 Larka Apni Saas Se:
    Aapki Beti Mujhe Khush Nahi Rakhti.




    Saas: Beta Apne Apne Naseeb ki Baat Hai.

    Yahan To Har Larka us se Khush Tha. :-)

    Funny SMS





  • Khyber Pakhton Khwa ki Manzori k Baad,

    Pathan Bhaiyon ka 1 Aur Mutalba...

    Naswar ko Qaumi Phal Qarar Diya Jaye. :-)    





  • He + She = Love,
    He + She + Love = Marriage,
    He + S + L + M = Child,
    He + S + L + M + C = Family,
    He + S + L + M + C + F = Problem,







  • Teacher: Tell Me The Names Of 10 Chemical Elements?

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    .

    Pathan Student:
    Oxygen,
    Chlorine,
    Florine,
    Noreen,
    Ambreen,
    Samreen,
    Nasreen,
    Afreen,
    Parveen,
    &
    Yasmeen. :-)









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