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Khyber Pakhton Khwa ki Manzori k Baad,

Pathan Bhaiyon ka 1 Aur Mutalba...

Naswar ko Qaumi Phal Qarar Diya Jaye. :-)    

He + She = Love,

He + She + Love = Marriage,
He + S + L + M = Child,
He + S + L + M + C = Family,
He + S + L + M + C + F = Problem,

Teacher: Tell Me The Names Of 10 Chemical Elements?

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Pathan Student:
Oxygen,
Chlorine,
Florine,
Noreen,
Ambreen,
Samreen,
Nasreen,
Afreen,
Parveen,
&
Yasmeen. :-)