Funny SMS

Extreme Kamina Bacha!
Extreme Kamina Bacha!

Son: Papa Aapki Love Marriage Hoi Thi Na?

Dad: Yes Par Tumhe Kese Pata?

Son: Kyo K Aapki Shadi or Meri Date of Birth Mei

Sirf 5 Month ka Faraq Hai. :-)

Karachi ki Larkian
Lahor ki Larkian
Lassi Banati Hain

Multan ki
Halwa Banati Hain

Faislabad ki
Kachori Banati Hain

Dost Mano ya na Mano

Karachi ki Larkian

Sirf

Bewakuf Banati Hai

Jab Larkian Jama Hoti Hain
Girl: Jab Bhi Kahin 6-7 Larky Jama Hoty Hain,

To Unka Topic LARKI Hi Hota Hai.

Boy: To Jab 6-7 Larkian Jama Hoti Hain,

To Woh Konsi Mehfil-e-Naat Sajati Hain! :-)

Izzat Bachany Ka Tareeqa
Izzat Bachany Ka Naya Tareeqa.

Ek Larka Apne Dost k Sath Khara Tha k Wahan se Ek Larki Guzri,

Usne us Larki ko Ishara kiya aur Aankh Maari,

Jawab mein Larki ne us Larke ko Lanat De Di.

Wo Larka Apne Dost se Bola:

.
.
.
.

Bechari 5 Baje Milne Ka keh Rahi hai,
Magar main Jaonga he Nahi. :-)